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revoult:

titsarefine:

phuckwhattheythink:

AN ACCURATE 2013 HOROSCOPE 
This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you’ll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning …and it only gets worse from there. ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20) Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centred and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20) Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward. CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21) EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humour. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of badLuck if you do not forward.SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offence forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini’s. Likes to cook but would rather go outTo eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward.PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20) Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the centre of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humour!!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.






why the fuck do Capricorns get 24 years! i must….

just for the 16 years…

This just described my life (libra)

so accurate im scared??

Strangely accurate.

This is really accurate omg I’m a cancer and I’m only reblogging cuz I don’t want 12 years of badluck


holy fuck the accuracy of aquarius and me

yay go Aquarius, pretty accurate actually

revoult:

titsarefine:

phuckwhattheythink:

AN ACCURATE 2013 HOROSCOPE 


This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you’ll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning …


and it only gets worse from there. 









ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20) 
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centred and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20) 
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward. 

CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22) 
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22) 
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22) 
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22) 
Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21) 
EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humour. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad
Luck if you do not forward.

SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offence forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19) 
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini’s. Likes to cook but would rather go out
To eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20) 
Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the centre of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humour!!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

why the fuck do Capricorns get 24 years! i must….

just for the 16 years…

This just described my life (libra)

so accurate im scared??

Strangely accurate.

This is really accurate omg I’m a cancer and I’m only reblogging cuz I don’t want 12 years of badluck

holy fuck the accuracy of aquarius and me

yay go Aquarius, pretty accurate actually

(Источник: samanthabsz)

Опубликовано: 4 дня назад

evilreqal:

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ Magical hair flip

actually magical hair-flip porn
just saying ;)

Опубликовано: 1 неделю назад

(Источник: vargesz)

Опубликовано: 1 неделю назад

sailorp00n:

rosydrops:

Cleaning

Money

Health

Emergency

Food

Home

Job

Travel

Better You

I’ve been living on my own for almost 4 years now and I have like 50 tabs open.

Bless the person who put together this post, it ought to be made into a pamphlet for everyone in highschool/college.

Опубликовано: 2 недели назад

If this gets 100,000 notes my older brother will name his kid Hermione

joyfulserenade:

smurflewis:

You don’t understand;

My brother and his wife are both dentists. They just found out the sexy of their baby is a girl.

I’m trying to convince them to name the baby Hermione.

My brother said if I get 100,000 notes he’ll make it her middle name.

Help me have the coolest niece EVER

If this doesn’t happen I will be thoroughly displeased.

Опубликовано: 2 недели назад
marynesq:

marynesq:

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(Источник: rachel--duncan)

Опубликовано: 2 недели назад

jadedkitten:

fandom-mused-fandom-games:

WAIT

WHAT

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN

OH MY GOD 

SPREAD THE WORD

Опубликовано: 2 недели назад

gleek4snix:

I ship both Hook and Hood with Walsh because their ship name would be Hoosh Hoosh, which is exactly what I want them to do, hoosh hoosh away from Emma and Regina.

Опубликовано: 2 недели назад

Now Henry’s last name is Swan. And to make him Mills again Regina needs to merry Emma.

Hm… A wedding in the end of the season 3 they say…

Опубликовано: 2 недели назад

Emma going through the three stages of evil cleavage …

(Источник: swanqueen-morrilla)

Опубликовано: 2 недели назад

You know why Swan Queen can do magic together?

In 1x21 in scene with Jefferson in Regina’s underground storage of EF items she said to him that the only magic in this world is in the things she brought with herself.

That why Rumple and Regina couldn’t make magic by themselves here (before curse broke). Because they can only control the magic around them. They don’t have it within themselves. That why in A Land without Magic they are powerless.

And Emma is a completely different situation. She is the product of true love and true love is the most powerful magic of all. So that why she’s not only can control magic but she’s also has it within herself. SHE IS A MAGIC IN A LAND WITHOUT MAGIC. She is a resource that Regina needs to create some magical stuff.

That why Emma and Regina can do magic together and that why their magic combined so strong. Because (unlike Rumple+Regina) they use not only magic “from air”/around them (like manna in video games) but also Emma’s internal magic. And that magic is a lot stronger than just manna along.

P.S. That is why Swan Queen is also endgame by the way ^_^ The only magicians that can control Emma’s internal magic are Emma herself and her wife Regina of course =)

Опубликовано: 2 недели назад

evilreqal:

Anon asked me ‘which is your favorite Regina dynamic?’ 
My answer: all of them 

And after that post I can say that Regina (maybe Lana) has chemistry with EVERYBODY, except her children (Snow and Henry) and her mother (please don’t throw anything in my direction, I just can’t see Barbara chemistry with anybody, she scares me, I have my issues) and maybe Rumple idk… Anyway the main question is WHY DOES SHE HAS CHEMISTRY WITH HER SISTER??

Опубликовано: 3 недели назад

beast-of-a-legend:

  • Regina Mills/Evil Queen + bad lip reading

(Источник: prismaticlife)

Опубликовано: 3 недели назад

Dear SwanFire shippers and Neal Cassidy lovers,

eloquentdrivil:

We are truly, deeply, sincerely sorry for your loss.

All past conflicts aside, we’re sorry.

Much love,

Swen

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Опубликовано: 3 недели назад
The 3-22 I think I posted the two best ones I could find
jewelmick спросил(a)

n3v3r-mnd:

ok I was just about to reply but this is better gives me easier access to posting photos. You made me do research.

Ok so I did look at it but they look more like this (Cricket Game)

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Ok sorry she does wear them

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and she does wear them in the sneak peek as well:

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But the reason I wouldn’t worry is because of this:

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Plus you know every time Emma/Regina have some dreamcatchers it all goes to hell for them but it also brings them closer. Now that the Tallahassee dreamcatcher is broken it means that Tallahassee/NY is no longer Emma’s home

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Stuff goes bad for Regina when she wears them and it ends bad for whoever is not Emma if she does wear them. Flypaper for nightmare - catches the bad dreams - so you know you wear them and filters out the bad stuff, sort of. If she never had to deal with RH there would always be that looming thereat of the man with the lion tattoo - so she has to give him a try before she settles down. “So long as you live in te past you can never find your future”. Tink came back and brought him back, she meets him, she has to try with him, but the DC is there to filter the stuff out - just like with Cora and all that. 

But see there is a common thread in all thse episodes:

2x06 - Emma goes to jail - can’t be a family with Henry and Neal

1x01 - Emma stays in SB - Begining of the end for Regina, or is it?

1x19 - Emma threatens Regina that she will take Henry

2x21 - Regina’s dream - she gets the apple, Henry gets poisoned - curse gets broken she’s stuck with Emma and Henry.

SQ magic to open the hat and help Regina escape destiny after that. 

2x05 - She has to let go of Daniel forever

2x06 - we get Tallahassee - Like super funny, right after 2x05 you see the original DC and SF screams it’s their symbol. It’s not.

2x10 - small DC - Regina looses Emma’s trust and Henry

2x14 - original DC plus Regina wears them - the beginning of the end for Cora really, Regina will lose Cora as a result of what happens in those episodes. Also family tree is expanded

2x20 /2x21 - Regina gets captured and tortured. Emma loses Neal, snow saves Regina, we are family - oh would you look at that SQ magic to stop the triger after that event

303 - 3x11 - Tink wears them. She did not wear them when she found Robin. You get close ups when they talk about Henry. Regina gives Emma a happy ending

3x12 - Original DC but broken plus bonus shots of Regina with the DC in the pilot, the wraith and the happy ending. nice.

3x13 - Regina wears them all the time. She finds that Emma and Henry are back in town, she’s incredibly close to Emma who believes in her. She doesn’t have Henry which breaks her heart but look how she’s bonding with Emma. Plus Emma talks about Kansas, and home and family, and encourages Regina to go meet Henry. 

So I’m not really worried. If Regina wears them it will point her to Emma and nobody else. Emma and Henry, after all the DC are Emma’s not Regina’s if you get my point.

very interesting point of view actually